var quotes = new Array(
"WYSIWYG",
"Boring Since 2008",
"Happy Christmas",
"Thanks & Gig 'em",
"sudo rm -rf /*",
"Shoot 08",
"Proud Member of G.R.O.S.S.",
"Say No to Raptors",
"Epic Fail",
"<strongbad>DELETED!</strongbad>",
"Stuff I Probably Said",
"Arrow'd!",
"There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1",
"Actual Size",
"return 1;  //well, crap",
"Blarg",
"V=I*R",
"ABORT,RETRY,FAIL?",
"sudo kill *",
"Number A - Colbrew",
"Elediles Rule"
);
var num=Math.floor(Math.random()*21)
document.write(quotes[num]);