Thank You Aggie Moms of Atlanta
If you’re a new Aggie, and your mom is thinking about joining an Aggie Moms club, try to get her to join the Aggie Moms Club of Atlanta (Texans please note that the word Atlanta not followed by the name of a state means Atlanta, Georgia; not Atlanta, Texas). Why the Aggie Mom’s Club of Atlanta? Because at the end of the fall semester Aggie Moms make care packages, and while most students find themselves with a little bag that has a couple cookies and a pencil in it; we get this:
The Package. Dwarfing everything in my room.
Nothing less than a Swiss Army Knife could get it open
Such a quantity of projectiles. No one in the dorm dares oppose me anymore.
Whoa! Where did my mom find this? You know they just don't make 60's TV shows like they used to...
A cling-on (Klingon?) bear making himself at home on my uniform.
...and on my mug...
...and on my trombone.
And then there's all the food. It's pretty ridiculous; I had to stand on my chair to get it all in one picture. EDIT: After reading the bottle more carefully, I discovered that the Bubble Solution is "Not for human consumption."
Ah, that's what the bubble solution is for
So…shout out to the Aggie Moms, y’all are awesome.