Looks More Like a Puma

Generally I dislike filling out surveys (Is  this a new thing? Having to fill out a survey for everything from buying a car to taking a class to talking to customer support?). There are ways to liven up the experience though. As droll as  it might be to fill them out, imagine having to read them. I try to  consider that person, and make their experience more fulfilling. That’s why when Mazda  asked  me if anything was wrong with  my car, I said there was an issue with the exterior and explained:

“birds crapped all over my car…would like automatic bird deterrent/elimination mechanism…refer to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalanx_CIWS“

Also they asked me what Zoom-Zoom meant to me.

“a transcendental experience achieved by maximizing the second derivative of my position”

Dear survey reader, wherever you are…

…I hope you paid attention in calculus.

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PS - I admit I did skip the 500 multiple choice questions they snuck in at the end…I’m pretty sure 75% of the survey came after I reached 93% on their progress bar.