Looks More Like a Puma

As I was browsing the Android Market yesterday, I ran into a copy of the Quran (Koran by the old school spelling, or on Wikipedia: Qur’an). Naturally I’m curious as to what the heck is in this book, so I downloaded it and started reading. So far I’m partway through chapter 2 and haven’t come across anything particularly shocking (let’s get to the part about killing infidels already). My favorite verse so far is 2:13 which reads “And when it is said to them [false believers]: ‘Believe as the people believe’, they say ‘Shall we believe as fools believe?’ Now surely they themselves are the fools, but they do not know.” Which I read as -

People: What the heck, Unbeliever, why don’t you believe like the rest of us?

Unbeliever: I’m not believing that, y’all are fools!

Little did Unbeliever know, he was the fool!